1. Creates a facebook account. Will everyday upload picture of flowers, babies or coffees with caption ‘Good Morning’ and tag bunch of his female friends. Will check notifications for a while and then comment ‘Hey! Good morning to bolo koi?!’
2. Will post after a cricket match, ‘Congratulations Sachin, you make us feel proud! You are Goddddd. Or mantion whoever scores a century.
3. Will buy a DSLR. Create a facebook fan page. Click shitty photographs and post in album ‘MY EXPERIMENTS’. Like a boss.
4. Posts song lyrics. Expects sympathy from contemporary girls. Blah.
5. Wears Being Human T shirt. For facebook profile picture. (Hahahah!)
6. Does spike. Wears crumpled jeans. And sunglasses- 10x the size of his eyes. Snap photos. Post in album, ‘Mah coool styl£ !!!’
7. Will see a hot chick in city. Send her friend request before she reaches home.
8. Puts status message. Likes it himself.
9. Goes to roadside Chinese thela. Checks-in through ‘KFC’.
10. Goes to CCD. Says to his friend ‘Hey, achhese khinch, CCD ka logo aana chahiye background mein. Kal facebook pe upload karne hai saare photos!’
P. S.- If anything written above agitates you, cool. You can tweet/blog against me. Thank You.